I killed a girl today.
It was an accident, I swear.
It was one of those Instagram girls. You know the ones. Their photos are only ever in sepia, and they wear sunglasses to bed.
Anyway. It was raining. I had forgotten my mac-in-a-sac so I was mad, and I saw this girl with her sunglasses on, pouting for a 'selfie'.
I went up to her and I said "Girl, I WILL END YOU.'
I grabbed her phone, and her sunglasses too.
She saw the world, and it was bright. It killed the poor ho.
So Instagram girls beware. Life ain't vintage bitches.
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